Has life gotten you down? Are you waiting for something magical to happen in your life? Do you have relationship problems or want a better one? Ladies are you missing your zest for life? Guys have you simply seemed to have misplaced your balls and you really want them back? Well, Seed might have an idea where they are.

     If you answered "yes" or "maybe" to any of these questions, or if you are simply not satisfied with your life and the state of the World today, then you need to read this book.

     Seed's Sketchy Relationship Theories - A Guide to the Perils of Dating is a funny, raw, passionate, original and somewhat controversial look at the world, life, love and relationships. Seed tackles the most serious issues facing us in our World of Relationships today with his unique sense of humor. The message is positive and simple: Take stock of your life and start living.

     359 pages | paperback | ISBN: 1-420-80030-2 | Available online now!!
     Price: (Canada) $ 26.95 | (US) $ 20.75 | (Europe) EUR 18,95

Available on the internet or at select bookstores near you.

     Poutine is chock-full of wicked humor, amazing anecdotes, eye-popping imagery, hard-hitting commentary and abstract random musings. It is a joint production of three creative talents, Lindsay Wincherauk (the seed), Greg Magas (euro seed) and Carol Jamieson.

     The book focuses on the authors’ day-to-day lives and the events that take place during their journey through those days.

    What makes this book so fascinating is that it is creative non-fiction at its best. It is a combination of David Rakoff’s - Fraud - in that it shares the personal and at times hilarious perspective of the authors, and George Carlin’s - Brain Droppings - with its incredibly funny and twisted observations about living in today's world. Poutine breaks new ground with its concept, content and design.

  The authors openly share personal experiences and insight and serve it up with an original concept, razor sharp wit, off-the-wall comedy and passion. You will not find these elements combined in such a way anywhere else.

    Poutine is a continuation of a section called “Gravy” from the Seeds’ first book Seed’s Sketchy Relationship Theories - A Guide to the Perils of Dating (How not to become a bar regular).

    “Seed's Sketchy Relationship Theories is a unique and amusing look at the perils of dating. Seed's blunt, sarcastic style is original and, at times, controversial but provides a new hilarious perspective on dating, relationships and many other things. The Gravy section, alone, will leave you laughing for days!”

    The best part of Poutine is that it has led us, the authors, to our passion. We love telling stories! Check it out!


       Available in the Fall of 2005 
      Price: To be announced
    

    
    If we had five bucks for every diet book out there, we'd be rich. And if they were all worth their salt we would more than likely not have tens of millions of overweight people in North America today.

     Well then, what is the problem with the diet books out there on the market? We suspect that a big part of the problem is a simple misconception regarding diet books in general. Most people think that by going on a diet (or sadly, by simply buying a diet book), they will lose the weight they want to get rid of and then everything will be just peachy. Unfortunately, that's just not the way it works.

     If you truly want to lose the weight and keep it off, then here's the "skinny": NO diet can help you. That's right, NO DIET. The ONLY thing that will help you achieve this vital goal is a change in your lifestyle.

     Every person has a unique situation and will want or need to lose a different amount of weight. We will supply you with simple solutions adaptable to your individual situation to assist you in losing the weight. We do not talk down to you using complicated and confusing pseudo-scientific jargon based on nebulous factors, for instance, your metabolism. (Do you know how to calculate your metabolism? We sure don't!). We're here to help!

     We will show you how to achieve your goal using our flexible eight-week program (depending on the amount of weight you want to lose, it may take you a couple or a few repetitions of this eight-week program to achieve your personal goal). We hope for your sake that there are many repetitions, namely that you change your lifestyle for the better. And for good.

     Attain the body you want and start feeling better about yourself without all the "South-Dr.-Chet-Beach-Atkins" nonsense. Kick your cake addiction!

     Life issues us all challenges and it is how we respond to those challenges that eventually reveals who we are and who we are going to become. Seed’s Identity Tour is an emotional, fun and entertaining romp that details Seed’s one month odyssey thru 11 countries in Europe to help him deal with a vast array of challenges he was issued in early 2003. You will laugh, you may cry, you may be astonished by the intensity of the events, but you are guaranteed to be entertained and it will leave you wanting more.

     "[…] As for the trip now that we are eight days in I feel this would be a good time to bring you up to speed as to what this whole journey is about. I know you were given little snippets earlier as to the events of the past year or so, but now would be as good of time as any to enlighten you to the whole gestalt of this adventure. You see life issued me a dose of seriousness, which I could not look the other way on. I had to face it, the events were so significant that unless I was already suffering from a rice wine and crack induced comatose state I was going to have to deal with the events of the past and come to some sort of livable terms with them. My life had never been a cakewalk, yet it had always been full of adventure. I transcended any definable reality. I was just simply myself despite of my surroundings. I had always been the quirky leader of many. The guy who though fascinating and whose life seemed to be so exhilarating, his sheer existence was strangely unattainable. A sort of fantasy. And if one was to try to emulate they would simply spontaneously combust, leaving only the remnants of their shoes and socks behind. What makes me different is that due to my soon to be discovered dysfunctional upbringing, my sheer energy and lust for existence had made my life the vicarious dream of a lot of souls who had come in contact with me. I had simply become a cure for the mundane. Now strangely, all that I was now desiring, was for my life to become mundane.

     Though I never craved to be a leader, now I just wanted to crawl into a cave and hibernate from the realities of the world. It was now time for me to set the standards, the standards that will impact every aspect of my life, my existence from this day forward. Over the past year I was met with death and uncertainty. Not only the timely death of the aged but the all too early death of the young as well. I was met with infidelity after infidelity and I was being treated as if my existence was not necessary. I in a heartbeat and in all essence had lost something very vital to my existence and continuation on this planet and that was simply this: I had lost my HAPPY. This journey to Europe was simply the facilitation or journey to help me delve deep inside of me, to look into my core and come up with the answers to why I occupy space on this planet and what my ultimate purpose is meant to be. Ultimately to find my passion, to become un-lost and to define what is important to me and what needs to be in my life. In a nutshell, the trip is to sort through the emotional shit of the past several months and to accept responsibility for my life and then ultimately to kick start me into achieving greatness. In a sense to unleash my potential. What a monumental task. The question is where to begin? To this point alcohol and avoidance seem to be part of the answer […]."

     - excerpt from Seed’s Identity Tour.

     Available 2006 
     Price: To be announced

  

     In the process of finding his Identity, Seed stumbled across another passion. Through his good eye and his imagination he discovered that he has a different perspective on the world. Seed along with Euro Seed (formerly known as "German Seed") would like to share some of that perspective with you in the form of original images.

     These images were captured over a one-year period starting with the beginning of Seed’s Identity Tour. They are an illustration of the idea that if you look at simple objects from a different angle (perspective) even they can become fascinating and stimulate your mind. They also demonstrate the possibilities that life offers if you just stop limiting yourself.

     So close or put a patch on one of your eyes and head out into the world, you may be fascinated by what you discover.


     Available 2006 
     Price: To be announced

  

     A collection of original images, comedy, wisdom and philosophy fresh squeezed from
the minds of the Seed Enterprises crew.


     Available 2006 
     Price: To be announced